I'm a Loner, Dottie.
A rebel.
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Photoset reblogged from make me purr.
Michael Cera : More than anything people recognize me from “The Social Network,” which I was not in.
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REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
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Chat reblogged from It's a fez
- Hermione: Don't do the thing, Harry!
- Ron: Let's do the thing, Harry!
- Snape: Don't do the thing you dunderheaded ball of deaf ignorance.
- McGonagall: Mr. Potter, don't you dare do the thing.
- Dumbledore: Hmmm... Perhaps you shouldn't do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague way possible, to get the thing done, I'm counting on you.
- Hagrid: All the details about the thing.
- Sirius: James, I mean,Harry, back in my school days with James, your father,we always did the thing.
- Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn't encourage him, but if you're going to here's a map to help with the thing.
- Draco: Potter can't possible accomplish the thing. Prat.
- Luna: We must go at this thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
- Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT!!!
- Harry: I'm doing the thing! I'm doinG IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE!
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Photo reblogged from WTF Fanfiction
Fandom: Pokemon
“‘All over my face, Mewtwo,’ begged Erika.
‘No, inside my ass,’ requested Jessie.
‘Neither,’ thunderpunched Mewtwo. ‘My final ejaculation for the night will be the ejaculation that pierces the heavens and annihilates the organic cruft pestering me. Meowth, Gary, clear a path; it’s about to get loud.’”
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Photo reblogged from We're just carbon-based. We're just pixie dust.
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Link reblogged from he who fights monsters...It turns out, like anything spoon fed to us by the media and politicians, there are plenty of myths associated with people on welfare.
(Source: abaldwin360)
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Post reblogged from A(b/j)ulia
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie)
