REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
“‘All over my face, Mewtwo,’ begged Erika.
‘No, inside my ass,’ requested Jessie.
‘Neither,’ thunderpunched Mewtwo. ‘My final ejaculation for the night will be the ejaculation that pierces the heavens and annihilates the organic cruft pestering me. Meowth, Gary, clear a path; it’s about to get loud.’”
It turns out, like anything spoon fed to us by the media and politicians, there are plenty of myths associated with people on welfare.